they cite the case of Johnson versus enormous Johnson (That's why I spend so much time with my hose)

Lawyers for Sean Diddy Combs claim his freakoff orgies were just amateur porn protected by the first amendment and they cite the case of Johnson versus enormous Johnson. —Greg Gutfeld

A 95-year-old woman from South London has broken five age group world records for swimming. And they plan to give her a medal if she ever comes back. —Greg Gutfeld

And finally, a new study shows that gardening is good for your brain. That's why I spend so much time with my hose, said Bill Clinton. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”