Give him my number (we are led by the least among us)

According to recent reports, Iran's Supreme Leader is unconscious and unable to be involved in any decision making. Give him my number, said Jill Biden. —Greg Gutfeld

Two Arizona high school teachers are accused of sexual misconduct with the same teenage boy. We went to the boy for comment, but sadly he'd been high-fived to death. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”