slide a menu under the door (they had ordered bacon instead of sausage)

Three Chinese astronauts were stranded on a space station. A fourth astronaut finally arrived just to slide a menu under the door. —Greg Gutfeld

In Pittsburgh, a Denny's employee exposed himself in front of a group of women diners who were horrified since they had ordered bacon instead of sausage. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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