It took them hours because nobody knew the number for 911 (Basic needs of Americans)

So, Jasmine Crockett's campaign reportedly once called the police on a CNN reporter. It took them hours, however, because nobody knew the number for 911. —Greg Gutfeld

A company that makes sex toys for men revealed that hackers stole the names, emails, and past order details of customers. You know, this is a great opportunity to remind you how common a name Greg Gutfeld is. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”