And that's just his prostate (President Bush will give the rebuttal)

"You know what the last thing that went through Zarqawi's mind was? A 500 pound bomb. The Air Force got him by dropping two 500 pound bombs on his safe house. 500 pounds? Do they even have to go off at that point? And now his supporters in the Middle East are claiming there is more than one al-Zarqawi, which is OK. We have more than one 500 pound bomb." --Jay Leno

"This Saturday, in Washington, DC, they will hold the Seventh Annual National Book Festival. First Lady Laura Bush will deliver a speech about the joys of reading. And then, President Bush will give the rebuttal."  --Jay Leno

"I was a little disappointed to hear this. Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson, Mitt Romney and John McCain all said they cannot attend the minority debate this week at Morgan State University because they have scheduling conflicts. They're scheduled to meet with rich white people." --Jay Leno

John McCain says that he's been tested, re-tested and tested again. And that's just his prostate." --Jay Leno

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