I suggest H&R Cellblock (they dropped him for a younger, hotter client)

February 2022

“Last week, Donald Trump’s longtime accounting firm Mazars USA cut ties with the former president and his family, saying financial statements they prepared for him from 2011 to 2020 should ‘no longer be relied upon.’Good for them, standing up and doing the right thing 10 years too late.” —James Corden

“What new information could have come to light right now? Were they like ‘Wait a minute — Trump organization? As in Donald — does that have something to do with Donald Trump?’” —James Corden

“So, for those nine years, no one should trust any of his financial statements, or any of his statements.” —Stephen Colbert

“If there’s any karma in this world, they dropped him for a younger, hotter client.” —Stephen Colbert

“Now he’s going to need someone else to do his taxes. I suggest H&R Cellblock.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”