Saturday, August 8, 2020

This is turning into the worst year of Ted Nugent’s life (Oh, I Kushed it)

August 2020

“New York’s attorney general, Letitia James, sued to shut down the National Rifle Association. Wow, the NRA as we know it could be gone – aww, thoughts and prayers. We’ll work on helping but not right now, it’s just too soon. Right now the NRA is in so much trouble even Trump is afraid to wish them well. The lawsuit alleges that senior leaders used the formidable gun lobby group as their personal piggy bank and illegally diverted millions from its charitable work toward executive excess such as a family trips and private jets. The case could derail the 5-million-member group, which is why the Senate majority leader, Mitch McConnell, a frequent recipient of NRA funding, was seen breathing into his neck like it was a paper bag. —Jimmy Fallon


“That’s right, no more N.R.A., no more Confederate flags. This is turning into the worst year of Ted Nugent’s life.” —Jimmy Fallon


“And to make sure it dissolves, she’s going to put Jared Kushner in charge of the NRA. [Imitating Jared Kushner] ‘You can count on me — oh, no. Oh, you guys, bad news. Oh, I Kushed it.” —Seth Meyers


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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

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