Saturday, August 8, 2020

He’s been to places torn apart by strife, like Bosnia and The View (And then these people are struck by lightning)

September 2011

"The White House is planning an official state trip to Australia this November. Which explains why Biden spent all day looking for an Australian translator." –Jimmy Fallon

"Obama says the jobs bill will be paid for. I don't like this focus on paying for things. That's what future generations are for." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Anderson Cooper is on CNN, 60 Minutes and now daytime TV. He’s like a male Ryan Seacrest. Anderson’s a serious journalist. He’s been to places torn apart by strife, like Bosnia and The View." –Craig Ferguson

"People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning." –Craig Ferguson 

"Anderson Cooper was on the Johnny Carson 'Tonight Show' when he was 3 years old. And then he was bumped by a 2-year-old Jay Leno. That was back when Jay Leno was nothing but diapers and a chin. Just like now." –Craig Ferguson

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

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