Hillary immediately started yelling at it (Time)

In Florida true this is true a 96 year old woman is running for mayor. When asked who she was running against the woman said, “Time.” --Conan O’Brien 12/23/2004

Yesterday at a White House ceremony the official portrait of former President Clinton was unveiled. Apparently Clinton’s portrait is so realistic that Hillary immediately started yelling at it. --Conan O’Brien 6/15/2004

Yesterday Rush Limbaugh announced he's getting divorced for the third time. The couple decided to split after Rush came home early one day and caught her listening to NPR. --Conan O’Brien 6/15/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”