Bush said this while wearing a flight suit while standing on the deck of an aircraft carrier (Girls Gone Wild as a medical expense)

According to a new study men are less likely to have a problem with their prostate if they masturbate at least 20 times a month. Which means you can write off Girls Gone Wild as a medical expense. --Conan O’Brien 4/15/2004

Today John Kerry went hunting for geese in Ohio, but President Bush said Kerry only did it for the photo op. Weird part is Bush said this while wearing a flight suit while standing on the deck of an aircraft carrier. --Conan O’Brien 10/21/2004

In Florida voting in the presidential election started two weeks early. Senior citizens are already reporting problems with the voting machines. Apparently these seniors are confused because when they pull the lever no quarters come out. --Conan O’Brien 10/21/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”