President Trump has declared April National Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Which means April is also National Presidential Unawareness Month. --Jimmy Fallon
The movie "Ready Player One" topped the box office. It's about a world where people escape reality by playing a computer game. When Americans were asked if they'd ever be sucked into a digital world like that, they said [mimes texting on phone], “One sec. Sorry, what was that?” --Jimmy Fallon
Today the Yankees had to postpone their home opener because of a snowstorm. You can tell it was cold because the foot-long hot dogs were only five inches. --Jimmy Fallon
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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