Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Sound it out, Betsy. You can do it (Dutch mobs and cannibalism)



Yesterday was Easter and April Fool's. Which makes sense because Easter was the day when Jesus came back and was like, "April fool's!" --Jimmy Fallon
This morning, the White House hosted their annual Easter Egg Roll. When President Trump first heard there were a bunch of bunnies on the front lawn, he told his lawyer to pay them off. --Jimmy Fallon
At the same event, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos read a book to a group of little kids. It was a sweet moment when one of the kids said, "Sound it out, Betsy. You can do it." --Jimmy Fallon
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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