It's like everyone is Dick Cheney now (Sopranos?)

"Earlier today at the White House, President Bush met with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. There was an awkward moment when Bush asked 'How long until the new season of The Sopranos?'" --Conan O'Brien

"Looks like some kind of civil war brewing in Iraq. Well, who could have seen that coming? That came out of left field, huh? They say it is total chaos over there. People are roaming the streets with guns. It's like everyone is Dick Cheney now." --Jay Leno

"On Wednesday President Bush will fly to India. See, last week he met with American workers. This week he will go to India and visit their old jobs."  --Jay Leno