He’s looking for 25 interns to fill 75 positions (she hit on three waitresses)

"President Bush also going to visit Pakistan. I think he wants to put them in charge of our airport security." --Jay Leno

"Senator Hillary Clinton hired a former adviser to President Clinton. Apparently she's taking his advice because today she hit on three waitresses." --Conan O'Brien

"Actually, they're going to hold off on that Dubai ports deal for 45 days while Congress debates it. 45 days, well that's good. Those problems in the Middle East tend to clear up pretty quickly." --Jay Leno

"Former President Bill Clinton took out an ad. He wants to hire interns for his presidential library. He’s looking for 25 interns to fill 75 positions." --Jay Leno

"According to a new CBS news poll Dick Cheney’s approval rating has dropped to a record low 18. Not percent. 18 people." --Jay Leno