Bush said, 'What, oil's gay?' (That is just so out of character)

"An Arab company might take over six American ports. President Bush says that he did not know of the plan. That is just so out of character." --David Letterman

"Another embarrassing moment for President Bush. On his energy tour, they asked him about alternative fuels. Bush said, 'What, oil's gay?'" --Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton speaking out on [the port deal]. She has mixed feelings about Dubai. On one hand, they hate Israel. On the other hand, they stone adulterers." --Jay Leno

"Bill Clinton is looking for 25 interns to work at his library. Now what could go wrong here?" --Jay Leno