"President Bush also
going to visit Pakistan. I think he wants to put them in charge of our airport
security." --Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary
Clinton hired a former adviser to President Clinton. Apparently she's taking
his advice because today she hit on three waitresses." --Conan O'Brien
"Actually, they're
going to hold off on that Dubai ports deal for 45 days while Congress debates
it. 45 days, well that's good. Those problems in the Middle East tend to clear
up pretty quickly." --Jay Leno
"Former President
Bill Clinton took out an ad. He wants to hire interns for his presidential
library. He’s looking for 25 interns to fill 75 positions." --Jay Leno
"According to a new
CBS news poll Dick Cheney’s approval rating has dropped to a record low 18. Not
percent. 18 people." --Jay Leno
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