“Donald Trump, has been doing everything in his power to whine that he, the guy who refused to return the top-secret documents he stole for so long that the FBI had to come and take them from him, has been treated unfairly. As Trump put it in a taped speech for supporters: ‘We have two standards of justice in our country: one for people like you and me …’ Wait a minute, who is like you? Nobody’s like you! You’re the only one. One thing I can say about him – he is unique. And thank goodness, I don’t think we could handle more than one Donald Trump. Could you imagine two Donald Trumps? They would, first of all, hate each other. I love this idea he throws out there that he’s a regular dude, just born into billions, boarding school, Wharton business school, Joe six-pack with a gold toilet and his name on every flat surface he sees. He’s one of us! This is funny to watch because on the one hand, Trump’s ecstatic they found these documents at Biden’s house, but it also reminds everyone they found 15 times as many documents at his house. So now his goal is to make it seem like that golf mausoleum he lives in in Florida is some kind of Fort Knox. It’s an argument that can’t stand, as Mar-a-Lago is a wedding venue. There are hundreds of strangers drunk and doing the chicken dance in that building every weekend.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“GOP infighting has gotten so bad, even one-time allies are now bitter enemies. Representatives Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene, for example, were once friends but ended up on opposite sides of the fight over speaker of the House. The two reportedly got in a shouting match in a bathroom off the House floor. Well, I guess that answers the riddle ‘what’s worse than Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert fighting? Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert fighting in a room with an echo.’” —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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