It turns out all they need to do is sidle up to Trump at the omelette bar (A really chill guy)

September 2022

“I took a deep dive into the criminal investigation into Donald Trump, in which he apparently just jacked a bunch of closely guarded government secrets from the White House and keeping them in the closet of his gold-plated swamp hotel the way the rest of us hoard old receipts from CVS.” —Seth Meyers

“Those documents were some of the most sensitive that the government has – material that is meant to be held only at secure government facilities. In other words, Trump put potentially compromising intelligence information in the basement of Trump’s Palm Beach wedding venue for dentists and their second wives, where a bunch of spies or tourists or Trump’s lumpy adult sons could just wander around and see them.” —Seth Meyers

“And on top of that, some of the document folders were reportedly empty. Where did the documents that were in those folders go? Has Trump been giving them out as party gifts to club members? When you sit down at your table, does the menu give you a choice of chicken, fish or nuclear codes?” —Seth Meyers

“All this time, I thought foreign spies had to go to extreme lengths to infiltrate highly secure government buildings, and in reality it turns out all they need to do is sidle up to Trump at the omelette bar.” —Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”