He brought in another country for a menage-a-treason (Who believes in states’ rights now, byotch!)

September 2022

“There is a report that documents seized by the FBI at Mar-a-Lago included sensitive nuclear information pertaining to another country. So this time, the ex-president wasn’t just betraying our country. He brought in another country for a menage-a-treason.” —Stephen Colbert

“How do you explain this to our allies?” [As Trump]: ‘Don’t worry, prime minister, your country’s nuclear secrets are perfectly safe, stored at the Mar-a-Lago waffle bar, between the syrup and the Nutella bucket.’” —Stephen Colbert

“In other Trump-adjacent news, former adviser Steve Bannon surrendered to authorities in New York following an investigation into his non-profit dedicated to privately constructing Trump’s promised border wall, called We Build The Wall. Spoiler alert: no they don’t. The matter was in state court in New York because the former president pardoned Bannon before federal prosecutors could bring the case to trial; presidential pardons only apply to federal charges and do not prohibit state prosecutions. Gotcha Steve! Who believes in states’ rights now, byotch!” —Stephen Colbert

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