Oh, I can’t speak, you know the disease I said is fake? Yeah, I got it, I’ve got it. (capitalism is working perfectly)

August 2022

“There was a jaw-dropping moment during the defamation trial of Alex Jones, a far-rightwing commentator and a guy who makes Donald Trump look like a reasonable human being. During Wednesday’s hearing, Jones, on trial for defamation after he repeatedly and systematically called the 2012 Sandy Hook shooting a hoax, found out on the stand that his lawyer had mistakenly emailed the prosecution evidence that proved he had committed perjury. Jones, visibly reddened, was flustered when confronted on the stand with his lies. He was so shocked, he started turning into every emoji. At one point he even tried to give himself Covid. There was a moment where Jones coughed on the stand. Did you see that? ‘Oh, I can’t speak, you know the disease I said is fake? Yeah, I got it, I’ve got it.’ You know you’re in trouble when the truth chokes you up like an episode of Hot Ones. But you realize, this moment is huge, because it shows that Alex Jones probably committed perjury. Which means Alex Jones lies about stuff. Yeah, I know, that’s shocking, because does that mean … chemtrails from planes aren’t turning the frogs gay? Was that also a lie?” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”