They go together like beans and very very white rice that is highly suspicious of the beans (Flight's on us! No problem)

February 2013

"Two prostitutes from the Dominican Republic say that New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez paid them for sex. And Menendez is in big trouble because as you know it is a felony to impersonate a Secret Service agent." –Jay Leno

"Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said he would like to become the first Iranian to go into space. And today Israel said, 'Flight's on us! No problem. We've got everything covered.'" –Jay Leno

"Hispanics and Republicans go together like beans and very very white rice that is highly suspicious of the beans." –Stephen Colbert, on Republican claims that the Hispanic vote should belong to the GOP

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”