That’s right, a bed designed to discourage sex, or as it’s also known, an air mattress (A look back at the Obama Border)

July 2021

“There was rampant speculation on Monday that the beds provided to athletes at the Tokyo Olympics were designed to discourage intimate contact that could transmit the coronavirus. Though the social media theory was quickly debunked, the beds are indeed made of cardboard so they can be recycled after the Games. That’s nice, you finally reach your Olympic dreams and have to sleep on an Amazon box.” —Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, a bed designed to discourage sex, or as it’s also known, an air mattress.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Oh yeah, if there’s anything Olympic athletes hate it’s a challenge. Some of those people can do back flips on a three-inch beam. If you really want to stop them from having sex, do what I did in college and put ‘Star Wars’ sheets on them.” —Seth Meyers

“By the way, it turns out the beds were not made of cardboard to discourage sex, but to encourage people to recycle, which is another way to discourage sex.”  —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”