Friday, December 18, 2020

He’s like the guy standing on the sidewalk watching you parallel park (God Bless The System!)


December 2020

“Trump’s ego has obviously taken a hit this week, so his allies have come up with an idea to make him feel better: give him credit for the Covid vaccine he had nothing to do with. Several Fox News hosts, including Jeanine Pirro and Geraldo Rivera, have called for the vaccine to be named after the president, while the Washington Post published an op-ed from a conservative columnist titled ‘Giving Trump credit for the vaccine is the best way for Biden to unite the country’. Why should Trump get credit for the vaccine? What did he do besides say ‘we should make a vaccine? Trump didn’t do anything. He’s like the guy standing on the sidewalk watching you parallel park.” —Seth Meyers


“Mitch McConnell has finally congratulated president-elect Joe Biden on his victory. Even McConnell has jumped ship – luckily, his waddle works as a flotation device.” —Stephen Colbert


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

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