He’s even brave enough to put his dirty shoes on a Black woman’s couch (hanging off a 163-story building)

December 2020

“Now some people are saying this is a bad look for Tom Cruise, but I disagree. Because, yeah, he’s mad, but it’s for a good cause. It’s like getting recorded screaming, ‘You guys are in big trouble if we don’t get these toys to the children’s hospital! I want to see happy kids, or you’ll never work in this town again!’ You’re angry, but for the right reason.” — Trevor Noah

“But for real, if anything, this should teach people just how serious this corona [expletive] is, because, remember, Tom Cruise is not scared of anything. This dude hangs off the side of a plane like it was any other Tuesday. He’s even brave enough to put his dirty shoes on a Black woman’s couch.” — Trevor Noah

“Yeah, wow. If Tom Cruise worked in the White House we could have had the vaccine back in April.” — Jimmy Fallon

“For the last nine months, that’s pretty much how Dr. Fauci has felt on the inside.” — Jimmy Fallon

“What’s amazing is when Tom delivered that rant he was hanging off a 163-story building.” — Jimmy Fallon

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