Department of Hell and Human Sacrifice (where the numnut holds hands with the jackhole)

December 2020

“Now, insulting your countrymen may seem like a bit of a strange way to bring people together, but Joe Biden wants to build a true big tent where everyone is welcome – the terrible people, the [bleeped], where the douche nozzle sits at the table of brotherhood next to the asshat, where the numnut holds hands with the jackhole, where the putz can raise his schmuck-faced children to be any kind of dillweed they want. That kind of outreach has to be in the presidential toolkit. Oh, also, Mitch McConnell is a tool.” —Stephen Colbert

“On Wednesday, it was revealed that former House and Health Human Services advisor Paul Alexander urged top health officials over the summer to adopt a ‘herd immunity’ approach to Covid-19, which would’ve allowed millions of Americans to be infected, thereby changing the Department of Health and Human Services to the Department of Hell and Human Sacrifice. Alexander’s plan – let the virus run rampant, using a concept of ‘herd immunity’ often applied to vaccination campaigns rather than infectious disease outbreaks — would result in the deaths of nearly 3m Americans. If your plan to save humanity involves killing millions of people, you’re not a health advisor. You’re a Marvel villain. So clearly, it’s more important than ever that we just get to the inauguration.” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”