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Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Though I gotta say, he still looks healthier than Mitch McConnell (this lady is crazier than a cereal mascot)


November 2020

“President Trump’s legal team disavowed the lawyer Sidney Powell on Sunday after she cited wild conspiracy theories to back her claims that the election had been rigged, including one involving the former President Hugo Chávez of Venezuela. One slight problem: Chávez has been dead since 2013. Though I gotta say, he still looks healthier than Mitch McConnell.” —Stephen Colbert


“Yes, she doesn’t work with them at all. It’s just a coincidence that during Giuliani’s two-hour press conference, she was onstage the entire time. It’s a simple mix-up. They invited Sidney Powell, but they meant to invite Sidney Powell Total Landscaping.” —Stephen Colbert


“And if you thought Rudy was bonkers, this lady is crazier than a cereal mascot.” —Seth Meyers


“Man, you’ve got to be pretty crazy if Rudy Giuliani thinks you’re a liability: ‘Sorry, Ms. Powell, but you’re a loose cannon. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m late for a press conference where I say Joe Biden is the Hamburglar.’” —Seth Meyers


“Here’s how big of an embarrassment she was to the Trump team: The guy who held a press conference next to a sex shop, and last week had hair dye running down his face and who wears loafers that look like clown shoes — that guy? Still on the team.” —James Corden


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