Monday, November 23, 2020

Is someone going to confess to a murder? (because that's how the last surgeon left them)


January 2012

"There was another Republican debate in Florida tonight. What is left to know about these candidates? Is someone going to confess to a murder?" –Jimmy Kimmel
 

"Fortunately, tonight's debate was the last one we're going to see. The candidates are going to take a break, spending more time attacking the morals of their families." –Jimmy Kimmel


"Obama's State of the Union speech was written so 8th graders could understand it. Which explains the part where Obama said, 'I wasted bin Laden, LMAO!'" –Conan O’Brien


"House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi says she has dirt on Newt Gingrich, but so far she's keeping her lips sealed — because that's how the last surgeon left them." –Conan O'Brien


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