His barber got the death penalty (Most Fascinating Newts)

December 2011

"Rod Blagojevich is going away for 14 Years in prison. His barber got the death penalty." –David Letterman

"Blago got 5 years for corruption and 9 years for appearing on "Celebrity Apprentice.'" –David Letterman

"Newt Gingrich did not make it on the Most Fascinating People list. He made it on another list of 2011 though: Most Fascinating Newts." –David Letterman 

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