"Donald Trump came in second place in a poll asking people who they want for president. I wouldn't get too excited. It was a poll of Democrats." –Craig Ferguson 4/7/2011
"America is producing fewer Caucasian babies. I suppose China is beating us at that too." –Stephen Colbert
"Changing 'french fries' to 'freedom fries' was arguably the Republican Congress' greatest accomplishment. Democrats would have called them 'surrender fries'." --Stephen Colbert
"A panel of scientists voted to kick Pluto out of the solar system. They tried to explain the science of this to President Bush, but then they got fed up and just told him it got destroyed by the Death Star." --Bill Maher
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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