“Now, in a totally unrelated story, in 2018, Devin Nunes claimed expenses for a four-day trip to Europe between Nov. 30 and Dec. 3. Abraca-dum-dum. How stupid do you have to be to file expense reports on a crime? ‘All right, give me all the money in the vault, and could you validate my parking?’” --Stephen Colbert
“It reminds me of the children’s classic, ‘Nancy Drew and the Case of the Man Murdered by Nancy Drew.’” --Stephen Colbert
“Meanwhile, today at the White House, Trump hosted the hero dog that was wounded during the al-Baghdadi raid. His name is Conan, check it out. It was interesting — when Trump said, ‘Sit, stay and rollover,’ every Republican in Congress started doing it.” --Jimmy Fallon
“I’m surprised he did not give Conan his famous sports team welcome, because a dog is really the only one who’d truly appreciate a table of cold hamburgers.” --Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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