the earth is about to become one spicy meatball (Hobo Bathroom Quarterly)

Italy will become the first country to teach children about climate change. As Italian scientists put it, the earth is about to become one spicy meatball. --Colin Jost

The largest Starbucks in the world opened on Friday in Chicago. The news was first reported in Hobo Bathroom Quarterly. --Colin Jost

Beaches in Southwestern France have been shut down after mysterious bricks of cocaine keep washing up onshore. Prompting questions like which beaches and where exactly. --Colin Jost

Lawyers for President Trump have filed an appeal to the Supreme Court to keep his tax returns secret. So you know they are bad. This is like if your girlfriends asked to see your texts and you just threw your phone in the ocean. --Colin Jost

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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