Willing to accept obscene amounts of money (because it’s too small)

7-Eleven has announced they are going to be offering healthier options for their customers. The CEO said, "We want our customers to live to be as old as one of our hot dogs." --Conan O’Brien

Some critics are now saying that NASA will be unable to use SpaceX's rocket because it’s too small. However, SpaceX insists that it's just the cold weather. --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”