the next movie they're adding at least two more Hemsworths (In just 3 easy steps!)

Marvel's "Avengers: Infinity War" broke the [domestic] box-office record for opening weekend with $250 million in ticket sales. $250 million — that's nearly one dollar for every character. --James Corden

That's so much money, The Hulk is finally able to afford anger management classes. That's so much money, Iron Man is going to be Gold Man. That's so much money, in the next movie they're adding at least two more Hemsworths. --James Corden

Scientists in Australia just announced that the world's oldest known spider has died. The spider died at the age of 43 and is survived by 75 bazillion children. --James Corden

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