So now if you get a McDonald's happy meal, your burger is both the meal AND the toy (He’s just like Jesus)

A North Carolina meat supplier has recalled 35,000 pounds of ground beef after customers complained that it contained pieces of hard, blue plastic. So now if you get a McDonald's happy meal, your burger is both the meal AND the toy. --James Corden

Last week, House chaplain Patrick Conroy was forced to resign under pressure from Speaker Paul Ryan. However, Father Conroy now says he will not step down because he believes Ryan's decision was politically biased. Basically: He’s just like Jesus. They thought he was gone, and then three days later he was like, “Nope, I'm back!” --James Corden

A New Hampshire man who went hiking and was reported missing by his wife now owes the government thousands of dollars for the search effort, because when they found him, he had been staying in a luxury hotel. He has to pay thousands of dollars — and that’s just for eating the macadamia nuts from the mini-bar. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”