It's one of those rare offenses where the punishment is the crime (it will eventually turn into something beautiful)

Founder Mark Zuckerberg announced today that Facebook has developed a new dating platform and promises the site is not for hookups and will not connect people already listed as friends. So, get ready to swipe left on your mom. --Seth Meyers

A California man who police say was drunk and hungry broke into a Taco Bell this weekend in the middle of the night and ate taco ingredients. It's one of those rare offenses where the punishment is the crime. --Seth Meyers

British officials are warning London residents not to touch recently spotted white-haired caterpillars that can cause rashes, sore throats, and vomiting. But like all white-haired caterpillars, it will eventually turn into something beautiful [photo of Anderson Cooper]. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”