Hey! You look way too hot tonight (modesty poncho)

A high school in Michigan has faced a backlash after announcing that female students who attend prom wearing revealing dresses will be given something called a "modesty poncho." Yes, because we all know bare shoulders are the most dangerous thing threatening school kids these days. --James Corden

This is supposed to promote wholesome values, like the wholesome scene of a 64-year-old shop teacher staring at a female student and saying, "Hey! You look way too hot tonight." --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”