everyone knows the lines at the DMZ are too long (we’re going to sell a lot of VCRs)

Best Buy has redesigned their logo in order to make it more modern. Best Buy’s CEO said, “With this new logo, we’re going to sell a lot of VCRs.” --Conan O’Brien

President Trump said his summit with Kim Jong Un will not take place at the DMZ. Trump said, “Forget about it, everyone knows the lines at the DMZ are too long.” --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”