You are being ruled by criminals (for when Trump has to hide Michael Cohen's body)

Merci monsieur and Madame. Bienvenue and ratatouille. I have broken out my French accent, because tonight, Donald Trump is hosting a ménage-a-France with French president and homewrecking masseur, Emmanuel Macron. It is Trump's first state dinner, and in a major departure from tradition, Trump will not invite Democrats or the media. None of those people are invited. If he doesn't like you, you won't be there. Better luck next time, vegetables. --Stephen Colbert

Macron brought a gift for Trump, a young oak tree. And yesterday, Trump and Macron planted it on the White House lawn together. All that shoveling is great practice for when Trump has to hide Michael Cohen's body. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”