who eats an apple at the airport when there's a Cinnabon right there? (It's right there!)

A Colorado woman was given an apple on her flight home from Paris, she put it in her bag as a snack for later and forgot about it, and now she's facing a $500 fine for not declaring it at customs. I'd be suspicious of this woman, too. I mean, who eats an apple at the airport when there's a Cinnabon right there? It's right there! --James Corden

One single apple ended up costing her $500. That's ridiculous. If she wanted to pay $500 for an apple, she could've just shopped at Whole Foods. --James Corden

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