According to James Comey's memos, over dinner President Trump vigorously denied that he spent a night in Moscow during the 2013 Miss Universe pageant. Which is weird because all Comey asked him was, "Can you pass the salt?” --Conan O’Brien
Thanks to the royal baby, today was the first time in a long time that the breaking news wasn't about Donald Trump. Which is weird, 'cause usually #royalbaby is about Donald Trump. --Conan O’Brien
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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