Which fork do I use to kill myself? (I better go see Dr. Ronny)

President Trump and first lady Melania hosted their first official state dinner tonight at the White House. Said Melania, "Which fork do I use to kill myself?" --Seth Meyers

The Senate today postponed the confirmation hearing for President Trump's nominee to lead the Department of Veterans Affairs, Dr. Ronny Jackson, after allegations that Jackson over prescribed drugs. And I'm not surprised, "Since Dr. Ronny" sounds like '70s slang for a guy who sells pills in the park. "I'm pulling an all-nighter tonight, I better go see Dr. Ronny." --Seth Meyers

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