I'm dying for a little Joe (they brought him an alter boy)

"As far as anyone can remember, no New Jersey governor has ever been in a car crash ... although former Governor McGreevey was frequently rear-ended." --Bill Maher

"President Bush spoke at a Catholic prayer breakfast. You can tell it was a Catholic prayer breakfast because it was in the morning and he said, 'I'm dying for a little Joe.' And they brought him an alter boy." --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”