I just wish it would follow me into the bathroom and stare at me while I shower (Nature taking its course)

According to a new report, Amazon is working on a robot that follows its owner around the house. It's basically an Alexa on wheels. This is going to be a hot item. Here's how you get one: You leave your Alexa and your Roomba alone in a bedroom and let nature take its course. --James Corden

I mean, did we need this? Is this something we asked for? Did anybody really ask for this? A robot that follows you around all day? Nobody was saying, "You know, I like my Alexa, I just wish it would follow me into the bathroom and stare at me while I shower." --James Corden

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