"Director Steven Spielberg has announced that he will endorse Hillary Clinton for president. He says he likes Hillary because she combines the warmth of the raptors in 'Jurassic Park' with the charisma of the mashed potato tower in 'Close Encounters.' You'd think he'd endorse Dennis Kucinich after giving him the lead role in 'E.T.'" --Jimmy Kimmel
"This just in: al Qaeda is claiming credit for the vague ending of 'The Sopranos.'" --David Letterman
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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