there's no way he can drink enough to think that he made the right choice (the best argument for socialism)

A poultry farmer in India is demanding justice after 140 of his chickens dropped dead due to loud music at a nearby wedding. True. There hasn't been this many limp [ __ ] since the Sex in the City sequel. We also would have accepted lifeless. —Greg Gutfeld

Coors Light has introduced a new beer. It's Coors Light Zero, which has has no alcohol. The downside, well, there's no way Travis Kelsey can drink enough to think that he made the right choice. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”