That will be your legacy, sir (this could be a game changer for Melania)

“President Trump has accomplished so much during his second term. He passed new incentives for oil and gas. He put the brakes on solar and wind. That will be your legacy, sir, breaking wind and passing gas.” —Jimmy Kimmel

Jokes aside, this was a big night for Trump. He absolutely loves being alongside the royals. And the idea that they have to kiss his ass is as bigly as it gets for him. The king, he laid it on thick. He came bearing exactly the kind of gift Trump loves to get, a big gold thing with his name on it. That would be a big golden bell, which Charles gifted the president at the state dinner. Unfortunately, the only bell Trump likes is the taco one. What if he starts wearing it? Jingling his way around the White House … could be a game changer for Melania at night! —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”