this according to a recent lie a man told his wife (smartest pork chop)

A number of bars around the country have implemented a policy banning cellphones, this according to a recent lie a man told his wife. —Colin Jost    

A pig named Merlin that can talk using pre-programmed buttons has set a new world record for largest Instagram following for a pig. And then it set the record for smartest pork chop. —Colin Jost    

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 
and Orwell’s 1984.”