The spacecraft Artemis II is now on its way home. That’s great, glad to hear that everything is working out, but how do I put this, fellas … not a great time to return to Earth. You might want to take a couple laps around the parking lot, till the explosions stop. —Stephen Colbert
The spaceship made it 252,756 miles from Earth – or, as the New York Times put it, the length of 728 million dachshunds, put nose-to-tail. Man, Americans will do anything to not use the metric system. —Stephen Colbert
And then there was Donald Trump’s ominous Tuesday morning post, in which he claimed that “a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again”. OK, that is very upsetting by any measure. But I also want to point out that he doesn’t say which civilization will die tonight. Because ours has been seen wandering on a highway overpass. —Stephen Colbert
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