Ma! Why You Gotta Tell Them That For? (the bank goblins from Harry Potter)

 

A new report finds that the state with the most adult children still living with their parents is New Jersey. Adult children in New Jersey are calling the report "Ma! Why You Gotta Tell Them That For?” —Colin Jost    

British officials have blocked Kanye West from entering the country to perform at a music festival despite his offer to meet with members of England's Jewish community, which he thinks are the bank goblins from Harry Potter. —Colin Jost

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