regulating your cognitive infrastructure (It was a much friendlier dementia)

We were gone one week, and Trump's now at war with the supreme court. He’s threatening a real war with Iran. He’s firing off tariffs, 10%, 15%, he’s got the FCC threatening talkshows. He’s threatening Netflix. He’s all of a sudden threatening to release the UFO files. And it really makes you stop and wonder: what the hell could be in those 3 million Trump-Epstein files they’re still hiding? He’s working so hard to distract us. The only thing he hasn’t done is set his nipples on fire. —Jimmy Kimmel

President Trump’s 107-minute State of the Union address was the longest ever. What a speech it wasn’t. He bragged about DEI. He bragged about kicking 2 million people off food stamps. It was like a Christmas message from the Grinch. When you ramble incoherently for two hours is that technically still a speech or does it at some point become a conniption fit? The speech went on so long Kristi Noem’s dog shot itself. —Jimmy Kimmel

“I have to say: Trump’s dementia really makes me miss Joe Biden’s dementia. It was a much friendlier dementia." —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”